Happy birthday. You don’t look that old, but then neither do you look that young.
Happy birthday to you. You are smart, funny, and fabulous, just like me!
Don’t get weirded out about growing older. Our age is actually the number of years the earth has been enjoying us.
As one gets older, three things happen. One, your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. Happy Birthday.
You are young only once in life, but immaturity is forever. Happy birthday.
I thought I would bring a celebrity along with me to your party, but then I thought of a better option, M.E.
Happy birthday to my evergreen, forever young partner in crime.
Is one year older? Another opportunity to dress up like you are ten years younger. Happy Birthday!
It is my superiority complex that has made me wish you for your birthday so early. Now I can strut about and tell all your other well-wishers that I was the first!
Another you older, another year wiser. Happy birthday.
Let the kids at your party ask you about your age. While they try to count that high, you can steal a bite of their cake! Happy Birthday.